Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway. So I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully, got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life-like, you wouldn't believe it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.To my surprise, cars started slowing down looking at my life-like men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody tooted their horns and waved like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!"What's going on here?" the State Trooper asks."My car has a flat tire," I said calmly."Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?" he asked.I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,"Oh Hellooooo! Those are my emergency flashers!!"
As my friend Rebecca said If you dont know this is a joke by now-this truly didnt happen to me:p
